Did God Create or Not? Tiny Stinging Gnats, God's Finger, and Blood Sucking Flies?

Pastor informs us what Russia is up to. Time to start paying attention.

This week we continue with the discussion of Evolution vs. Creation because of the recent debate between Ham and Nye. That debate left much to be desired (at best).

Today we start the sermon off with...
Abiogenesis. The atheistic pronouncement that life came from non-life. Life, according to them, came into existence thru natural gradual changes over extremely long periods of time. Gradualism.

Their definition of isolated and closed systems is kind of messed up, to say the least. Here's what they need:

1. Sun
2. Natural Selection
3. Vast Amounts of Time
   They think this will make their case. So if you eliminate any or all of these their case falls flat.

Okay... The sermon has not even started yet, but we know that when it does, we'll be amazed (as usual) with our pastor’s pontification.

Alright... I'll give you some unintelligible hints:
How do these things fit together?

Tiny stinging gnats
God's finger
Blood sucking flies

And here's a question for you. Will listening to this sermon make you weird? No... But liking this sermon signifies that you were weird before you started listening. Sorry... Not really... Yes, that was another fake sorry.

Thanks so much for listening. Many of you are asking to see the white board. We are endeavoring to make that possible. Details to come. And for those who are kind enough to write and call our pastor, we can’t thank you enough.

So... sit back, relax, and keep your finger poised above the rewind button and take copious notes, because this one is going to get deep. But, trust me, You Can Do It! This pastor will beat it into you.